Where is my__________?

im-very-hungry: oh no iTS THIS AGAIN THESE ARE SO FUNNY JUST...

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 18:50:11 -0400

im-very-hungry:

oh no iTS THIS AGAIN

THESE ARE SO FUNNY JUST LOOK AT THEM

literally just died. hahaha

This totally happened.

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 01:17:23 -0400

This totally happened.

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Mon, 16 Jul 2012 01:12:36 -0400

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Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:56:41 -0400

another rant, why? BECAUSE BITCH, BECAUSE.

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:44:45 -0400

Trust is always taken advantage of, and it doesnt take long for people to see that and use someone elses trust. Like a pack of fucking zombies, they leech off person to person untill they too become a worthless, emotionless hole. wondering why they ever trusted anyone. Maybe its that final snap that makes reality set in for a second, and you realize then that you are no different. But you are different, right? You grew up in an isolated environment, not getting the normal emotional effects of society. So you create an image of what its like and base your thoughts and dreams off that. Like you did when you were young. Every kid wants to be a superhero or a firefighter or space man. Why though? because they are told they can be anything they want. You tell me how the fuck some poor ass college kid with no rich family or good credit is going to be a damn spaceman. Hell no, that shit wouldnt ever happen. i realize this has become a rant. maybe what i nedd. My girlfriend made out with some dude at a party adn didnt tell me till 2 weeks later. just like my last bitch ass girlfriend. why am i attracted to people that do this shit? or is it my theory on trust? I was just attacked by a zombie and didnt even know it. A media controlled, fed, sheeple. I swear man, i let my mind go sometimes. I think of crazy shit and laugh at it. Like what if the media actually influences kids as they grow up to bedifferent. like only buy certain brands of stuff. or only put money in a certain bank. It totally could happen. I swear. Drake says “YOLO” and everyone doesnt ever quick saying YOLO. like what the fuck? youve seriously never heard somone say you only live once? Or were you just that dumb and didnt realize it? people get dumber and dumber every year. I wish there was a sweet secluded place somewhere i could move to so that i wouldnt have to deal with peoples shit. Icould choose who i have to associate with. cut out mainstream life. they can struggle all their life for the “American Dream”. Ive got mine bitches! Its called free living, i dont need the shit you think you need, the shit your fed to need by the media, I have my own opinion. I dont let rap songs and reality tv affect me. I dont buy into cheap ass commercials and advertising. Im extremely open minded too, about alot of stuff. Like abortions, and racsims, and all kinds of other contrioversial topics. They interest me because it shows who is a real person and who isnt. You can fight to defend what you belive in but shouldnt you also realize things about the other side and learn about it too? I dont know man, life doesnt really make sense though, at least not how its going lately. my state of mind has just been blah. I feel like i need a change, something really new.

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Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:15:05 -0400

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Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:11:39 -0400

RANDOM POST FROM THE FUTURE!!!!

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:10:25 -0400

THERE ARE TITIIES EVERYWHERE. JUST SAYIN. BRING YOUR HAND LOTION CAUSE NOONE LIKES DRY HANDS ON THEIR TITTIES.

i abuse this site. The only time i go on here anymore is when im depressed. fuck this. im sorry for...

Wed, 25 May 2011 00:00:02 -0400

i abuse this site. The only time i go on here anymore is when im depressed. fuck this. im sorry for all my stupid depressing rants. I guess its how you cope when noone knows why you feel the way you do. posting it on here makes you feel like there all sorts of people who might feel the same and read it, but in reality your post either goes unread or is lost among the trillions of reblogs. which in turn could be more depressing than the situation that made you post the shit in the first place. i think ill just browse pictures on here from now on. fuck followers and and reblogs. yall can suck all on my dick. peace.

Relationship advice to a wealthy man with no balls.

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 19:41:42 -0400

Customer: I have a question.
Me: yeah?
C: today is my girlfriends birthday and i bought her tickets to this show because she always gets excited when they come into town, but then she said that she doesnt want to see them because she doesnt like them, and she is mad at me now.
Me: oh, umm ok....
C: what do i do?
Me: do you really want my opinion?
C: yes, i dont know what to do..
Me: well first she needs to know that a gift should never be accepted materialistically, a gift is just that, a gift. You prob went out of your way and shelled out quite a few bucks for her because you thought it would make her happy and now you feel like you need to do something better to make up for it right?
C: yeah.
Me: well take her to dinner, (Not something too expensive considering you just spent an ass-load on tickets), and have a reasonable talk with her about this. If she cant accept you and your gifts for the thought behind them then she is most likely always going to do this unless you can come to some sort of an agreement.
C: well we have been dating for 2 years.
Me: what does that have to do with anything?
C: i dont know..
Me:talk to her, but remember that every person in a successful relationship has an equal amount of control over it. Dont give up the reigns because she is yanking on them, tug back a little.
C: you know, your right. Thank you. Whats your name?
Me: Marty, but you can call me doctor Phil if you like.
C: hahahah thanks marty.

Me everyday…

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:30:53 -0400

Me everyday…

Materialistic people suck...

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:26:57 -0400

I hope the “things” you own will one day fuck you over. There is more to life than things.. realize it and make the world a better place, not your wardrobe.

Strike out everything you've done.

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:33:44 -0400

Strike out everything you've done.:

babeyouarefuckingperfect:

~~Had a beer.~~

~~Been drunk.~~

~~Touched a real gun~~.

~~Done drugs~~.

~~Write on a bathrom wall.~~

Read a George Orwell book.

~~Had sex~~.

~~Got into a fist fight.~~

~~Used Twitter.~~

~~Listened to Lady Gaga.~~

~~Been in a car accident.~~

~~Gotten suspended.~~

Gotten expelled.

~~Got a computer virus.~~

~~Had a hand written journal.~~

Been allergic to something.

~~Had a dog.~~

~~Had a cat.~~

~~Been pregnant. (LOL)~~

~~Camped out.~~

Swam in the ocean.

Wore a bikini.

Meet someone online in person.

~~Made a survey.~~

Used ICQ.

~~Failed a class for the year~~.

~~Repeated a grade~~.

~~Went to summer school~~.

Got the high honor roll.

Got the regular honor roll (A’s and B’s.)

Learned to speak another language fluently.

~~Read an entire book.~~

Recorded my own music.

~~Had a Xbox.~~

~~Listened to Rammstein~~.

Wore fishnets.

~~Bought skinny jeans.~~

~~Been in love~~.

~~Hated someone.~~

~~Been cheated on~~.

Cheated on someone.

Did something sexual with someone of the same sex.

Practiced Christianity.

Worn makeup.

Had a cavity.

~~Had surgery~~.

~~Had my license~~.

~~Been to college~~.

~~Graduated high school~~.

~~Attempted suicide~~.

Worn coloured contacts.

~~Painted my nails black~~.

~~Broken someone’s heart~~.

~~Had my heart broken~~.

Cried for an hour straight.

~~Lost something very valuable~~.

~~Got seperated from my parents as a kid~~.

~~Broken a bone~~.

~~Gotten stung by a bee~~.

~~Eaten something bad/expired.~~

~~Threw up from being so drunk~~.

~~Had to put a pet to sleep~~.

Participated in a swinger’s party.

~~Owned an ipod.~~

~~Owned an iphone~~.

Fell for a best friend.

Stole a friend’s significant other.

~~Went far away from home for more than a week.~~

~~Moved out~~.

~~Ran away~~.

~~Teased my brother/sister~~.

~~Been to hospital.~~

~~Had food poisoning~~.

~~Had a job~~.

~~Been fired~~.

~~Lied to a friend.~~

~~Lied to a family member.~~

~~Lied to a significant other~~.

~~Posted a video on Youtube.~~

Started a rumor about someone.

~~Delibrately failed a test~~.

~~Dropped out of school~~. (At least till i have a new place to live)

~~Fallen down the stairs.~~

~~Been skinny dipping~~.

Counted to a million.

~~Counted to a thousand~~.

~~Ate deer meat.~~

~~Ate duck meat.~~

~~Had fast food.~~

~~Been to Church.~~

Been to synagogue.

Been married.

Had a divorce.

~~Broken a window~~.

~~Kissed someone.~~

~~Hug someone.~~

~~Moan loudly on bed~~.

~~Texted someone today.~~

~~Received calls from your significant other today~~.

~~Threw something out of the window~~.

Damn, my “bucket list” is almost filled.. haha

fuckyeahfunnythings: <3

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:33:04 -0400

fuckyeahfunnythings:

<3

things I hate. (not for virgin ears)

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 18:04:00 -0400

fuck conformity. fuck poverty. fuck racism. fuck segregation. fuck minimum wage. fuck misunderstandings. fuck hypocrites. fuck persistent liars. fuck addicts. fuck lazy asses. fuck the system. fuck bad luck. fuck over-religious freaks. fuck bad moods. fuck war. fuck shitty friends. fuck inflation. fuck timeshares. fuck tax cuts. fuck over-priced food. fuck natural disasters. fuck dirty cops. fuck retarded laws. fuck MTV. fuck stuck up people. fuck burglars. fuck pedophiles. fuck rapists. fuck serial killers. fuck kidnappers. fuck expectations. fuck rich neighborhoods. fuck rabies. fuck diseases. fuck cancer. fuck death. fuck drug dealers. fuck controlling people. fuck over-protectiveness. fuck jealousy. fuck name brand clothing. fuck smart-asses. fuck idiots. fuck drunk drivers. fuck people who text and drive. fuck that dude behind you who honks his horn the second the light turns green. Fuck “no turn on red” signs. fuck paranoia. fuck old people who cant drive but do. fuck stereotypes. fuck judgmental bitches. fuck sluts. fuck prostitutes. fuck scams. fuck back pain. fuck self hate. fuck suicidal thoughts. fuck depression. fuck injuries. fuck rude people. fuck inconsiderate fucks. fuck indecisive people. fuck hypochondriacs. fuck politics. fuck arguments. fuck headaches. fuck that one stupid song you hate that always gets stuck in your head. fuck people that lead you on. fuck people that change. fuck what you think about this post. fuck you if you think this is about you. fuck….

That was sudden..

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:56:29 -0500

Chris: *stands still for a moment and catches breath. "wheres his beer?"
Me: Outside..
Chris: *walks outside and starts smashing beer cans against the house covering me in beer.
Me: do you want my Knife to stab the fuck out of them?
Chris: FUCK YEAH!

I love my roommate.

Thanks Tony.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:34:59 -0500

Thanks Tony.

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Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:31:57 -0500

hahahah all you hipsters are mad about MTV.

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 18:59:02 -0500

What a joke. Who cares. MTV never mattered before, why should it now? reminds me of the cliche joke about hipsters:

hipster kid: “hey did you hear about that really cool new band?”

guy: “No”

Hipster kid: “oh they are so good”

guy: “oh wait i have heard of them”

Hipster kid: “yeah they fuckin suck”

You guys cant like something without someone else liking it or it becoming mainstream? grow up. Go buy a coffee and a vintage scarf and STFU.

erublog: Success. I almost shat myself when i saw it..

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:38:14 -0500

erublog:

Success.

I almost shat myself when i saw it..